<A target="_blank" href="http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/12/cooking-a-turkey-by-dropping-it/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wired%2Findex+%28Wired%3A+Index+3+%28Top+Stories+2%29%29">Warning. This article includes a lot of scientific bits.</A> Like, lots and lots of math. However, if you want to consider how far a turkey would need to fall for friction to cook it through...